I had such a weird dream last night. I was standing with these random people and they were talking about how you can do penis workouts to make your dick buff. So, me being a fucking weirdo, I whipped out my dick, said “Like this?” and started flexing it. Making it go up and down. Everyone was laughing, but I kept doing it, not embarrassed at all. LMAO.
what dick, faggot.
canieatyourheart asked:
Why did you guys make this page? O.o
My waves told me to


